1 Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,
Pathan SMS 1 Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui, Sardar : tum iska sadka utar lo To phir . . . . . . . Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 "Bakra" sadqa kar diya.
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Jokes SMS TEACHER:Last year u were in luv with that girl & this year u r in luv with other.. What do u think of urself? Student: SEMESTER change.. SYLLABUS change..
View Article1 truck dusry truck ko rassi sey bandh k leja raha tha.
Pathan SMS 1 truck dusry truck ko rassi sey bandh k leja raha tha. Ye dekh k 1 pathan has-has kar lotpot hogya or kehne laga 1 rasi ko le jane k liye do do truck
View ArticleALLAH Farmata Hai..Muj’se sawal kr K to dekh
Islamic SMS ALLAH Farmata Hai.. Muj'se sawal kr K to dekh.. Bukh'shish ki had na kar'don to kehna. Mere liye be'qarar ho kr to dekh. Qarar ki had na kar'don to kehna. Mujhy "RAB" maan kr to dekh. Sb...
View ArticleKia Aap Jante hen:Hamare piyare NABI (S.A.W.W)…
Islamic Info Kia Aap Jante hen: Hamare piyare NABI (S.A.W.W) K WALID KA NAME: ABDULLAH DADA: ABDUL-MUTTALIB DaaDi: Fatima bint e Amir NANA: WAHAB WALIDA: HAZRAT AMINA NANI: BIRRAH AAP KI AZVAAJ KI...
View ArticleEk DiLchasp SawaL…
Question SMS Ek DiLchasp SawaL: Agr Saari Dunya Ek Din K Liye Sojaye.. (Aap K ELawa) To ! Aap Dunya Se Kon Si Cheez Churaoge?;) Reply must!
View ArticlePathan ne 15 rupy b.v ka sdqa utara
Jokes SMS Pathan ne 15 rupy b.v ka sdqa utara.or us mai 85 rupy dal k 100 wala card lod krwaya. Bv:ye kya kia? Pthn:belanc mere pas a gya or sadqa zardari ko chala gya
View ArticleAKsar Log Buri Bat Sun ya Dekh k Sirf itna Keh dety Hen
Islamic SMS AKsar Log Buri Bat Sun ya Dekh k Sirf itna Keh dety Hen LA HAOLA WALA QUWAT.. Tarjuma (Koi Quwat nahi Bachaany Wali) Ye to KUFR Hai is ko Pura prhen "LA HAOLA WALA QUWATA ILLA BILLAH HIL...
View ArticleReply Honestly, General Questions
Question SMS Reply Honestly 1=Us dost ka naam btao jis ko ap kisi bat k lye inkar nai kr skty? Ans= 2=sb se bri khwahish? Ans= 3=apki nzr ma zndgi kya hai? Ans= 4=kisi ko pyar krna mushkil hai ya ksi...
View ArticleAaj halki halki barish hai,
Poetry SMS Aaj halki halki barish hai, Aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hai, Aaj phool bhi nikhre nikhre hen, Aaj un men tera akss bhi hai, Aaj badal kale gehre hen, Aaj chand pe lakho'n pehre hen, Kuch...
View Article“AY INSAN” Tu smjhta hy k hmesha zinda rhe ga.
Anmol Moti "AY INSAN" Tu smjhta hy k hmesha zinda rhe ga. Nhi, jald tera nam zindo ki fehrist se nikl k murdo me shamil ho jayga "WALDAIN" boht roengy phr mayus ho k baith jaynge "RISHTADAR" tum ko...
View ArticleJobs Available Salary Rs: 1,200,000/month
Funny SMS Jobs Available Salary Rs: 1,200,000/month Jobs Details: 1-Train ki headlight fuse hogai hai Us k agay candle le kr bhagna hy. 2-Karachi mei beach pr samandar k pani ko wiper se wapas ander...
View Article1 PATHAN ki 1 Tang ki Haddi Toot Gaye
Funny SMS 1 PATHAN ki 1 Tang ki Haddi Toot Gaye Hospital Gaya To waha Dosry PATHAN ki 2no Tangen Tooti Dekh kar Bola . . . . . . . "Kya Aapki 2 Biwian Hain''
View ArticleAgr sms master ho to Dimagh lagao aur jawab do
Question SMS Agr sms master ho to Dimagh lagao aur jawab do Ek english ka aisa lafz hai jo shoro 'O' se hota hai magar us ki awaz 'V' se nikalti hai, Ye puri angrezi zuban mein ek hi lafz hai Hint: Ye...
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Question SMS Question Nahate hue kya cheez zaroor lagani chahiye? Sochen... ? SOAP ? Shampoo OIL Paani Nhi pata Ans "KUNDI":-)
View ArticleJudge: Order, Order, Order
Funny SMS Judge: Order> Order> Order> Pathan: 1 Burger 2 Chicken 1 Cold drink Judge: Shut-Up Pathan: "No Shut-Up, Only 7-Up;-)
View ArticleEXPERT DAY
Question SMS =EXPERT DAY= "Me kis kaam mein expert hon . .???" 1,ksi ka dil jeetny me? 2,ksi ko dost bnany me? 3,ksi ko khush karny me? 4,ksi ko pagal banany me? 5,ksi ka dil t0rne me? 6,ksi ko apna...
View ArticleKhoob Naam hai “MUHAMMAD”,
Islamic Poetry Khoob Naam hai "MUHAMMAD", Jis pe nukta bhi "RUBB" ko gawara nahi, UN ki Mohabbat se jo munh pherey, Donon Jahan mein us ka guzara nahi, Daman-e- MUSTAFA ko hum chhor dein, Itna kumzor...
View ArticleJis Ne Tujhy Tery Aib Bataey
Quotes SMS "Jis Ne Tujhy Tery Aib Bataey Agar Tujhy Aqal Ho To Beshak us Ne Tujh Par Ehsan Ki Inteha Kardi" (Hazrat Ali R.A)
View ArticlePower of QURAN….
Islamic SMS Power of QURAN. 1.Sura Yasin relief from azaab in the grave. 2.Sura Rehman it will make us rich. 3.Sura Waqiya It will release u from hunger. 4.Sura AL Mulk Brings light in ur grave....
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